What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What game do bats excel at?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do golfers drink on the green?