What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there.
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why do dogs run in circles?