What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the baby laptop call her father?