What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call hiking college students?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?