What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What bird is losing its hair?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?