Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why don't ants get sick?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do math teachers eat?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Which insect makes the best father?