Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why do bees buzz?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?