Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which singer could always break a five?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?