Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
A book just fell on my head.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?