Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What is the coolest country?