Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Where does breakfast live?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Where does water do all its banking?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Do dads always snore?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?