Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
When do cows get tired?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why are trees always so positive?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?