Why are grandkids so great?
They are usually cheaper than tech support.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which dogs love to study science?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?