What is sand's favorite movie?
Dune.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's the politest month?