Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did autumn say to summer?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?