Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do insects learn at school?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?