Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?