Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What is the opposite of coffee?