Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's the noisiest food?
What vegetables make the best music?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What TV show is most popular at bars?