What do you say to a really good barista?
Thanks a latte!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call stolen cheese?