What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the waiter ask the frog?