What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why was the mime upset?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why are ghosts always single?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?