What nationality are most fish?
Fin-nish.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why are baseball games at night?
What birds always travel in twos?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?