What nationality are most fish?
Fin-nish.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why are ET's eyes so big?