What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How can you farm during the winter?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?