What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where do ships always get stuck?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a dog's favorite book?