Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is the most attractive fruit?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?