Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do cats wear to work?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is the coolest country?