Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
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How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
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Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
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What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
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Why do birds fly south in the fall?