Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's a henway?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?