Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which family member is always relieved?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?