Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the stair machines call each other?