Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the sick chicken say?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?