What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Paid leaf.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you do for an injured lemon?