What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Paid leaf.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What animal floats best?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
If you need help building an ark...
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?