Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What sport do horses love to play?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?