Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
What do you call siblings who love math?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What tree has the most bark?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What kind of water do fireworks like?