What is a plant's favorite college course?
Chemis-tree.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you give a sick pig?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?