What is a plant's favorite college course?
Chemis-tree.
What's a cat's favorite song?
How long will dinner be?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Which insect makes the best father?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?