What is a plant's favorite college course?
Chemis-tree.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
When do cows get tired?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?