Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How did the tree get lost?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What time of day was Adam created?