Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What school subject really rocks?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which fly makes films?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?