Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Which cats have the best manners?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?