What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Cowboom!
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why are turtles so shy?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
How do you arrest a pig?