What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Cowboom!
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are fish such good architects?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why do bees gossip?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?