Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
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Which is the worst season?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What animal floats best?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?