Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Which bug is related to you?
Which insect is the smartest?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do math teachers eat?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?