Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?