How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a crate of ducks?