How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
Why are cars magic?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why are fish such good architects?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?