What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How do you grill cheese?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
When do cows get tired?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?