What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?