What animals make the best baseball players?
Bats.
Why are books always so angry?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?