What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow.
Why do two skunks argue?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do fish use for glasses?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?