Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?