Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a dog say before eating?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which insect makes the best father?