In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
They called it their sa-rad-ical.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Families are like fudge.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?