What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you do for an injured lemon?