What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do bees chew?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is the coolest country?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's E.T. short for?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Do dads always snore?