What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How does a taco bless the table?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
When should you start writing a book?