What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?