Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Because they peel!
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?