Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Because they peel!
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did March say to the madness?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why is spring the oddest season?