What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A book just fell on my head.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Where do they produce Christian films?