What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the sick chicken say?
What type of car do planets buy?
How does dinner smell?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How do automobiles fly?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?