What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
What's the holiest insect?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the confused bee say?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How do you raise a baby elephant?