Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?