Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How do you make a bandstand?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What game do bats excel at?