Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?