Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which state is the cleanest?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?