How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Where was Noah born?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Who invented fractions?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do you take sick ponies?