How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?