How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?