What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do librarians never make plans?