What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which former US President was always cold?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?