Where do they produce Christian films?
Holy-wood.
Do you have the best ceiling?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the cat so small?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do cows say on NYE?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?