What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do math teachers eat?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?