What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's the scariest letter?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?