What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What fish sings the best?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why is heaven always so tidy?