Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
It's into the classics.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Where do hamsters come from?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did spring break up with winter?