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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
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What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It's allergy season again?
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Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why was the storm actually calm?
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What do golfers drink on the green?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
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What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?