What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Welsh Cork-is.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?