Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How are teens like cats?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How long do chickens work?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why do cats always get what they want?