Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
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What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
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Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
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What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
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Why did the whale cross the road?
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Where do polar bears vote?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?