Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are books always so angry?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
It's allergy season again?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What day do hands always go to church?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
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Where do superheroes blend right in?