Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?