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In Insta-grams.
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Did you know about April 1st?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the fish blush?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Who are crows' favorite family members?