How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?