How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What animal knows kung fu?