How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?