What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Rocky.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do cows say when you milk them?