What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Rocky.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?