What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?