What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?