What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?