What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How was the wedding?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?