What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's the politest month?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do cows make great bakers?