What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?