What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do mice bring on a picnic?