What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
What birds make average students?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?