What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?