What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
What is the strongest animal?
Where do pigs learn magic?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Where do stars go to college?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How do you make antifreeze?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?