What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?