What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?