Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which plant has the best roar?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where do books sleep?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How does a polar bear build a house?