Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What food is a man's best friend?
How do you get straight A's?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How can you make 7 even?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?