Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why are cars magic?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What birds always travel in twos?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?