What do mice bring on a picnic?
Ratatouille!
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How does a barber get to work?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?