What do mice bring on a picnic?
Ratatouille!
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What shape is bad at driving?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?