Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's the holiest insect?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
It's Crowded!
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Families are like fudge.
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which animal is the most religious?