Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do cats love to work?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How do you make a bear really angry?