Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
What's a priest's favorite food?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
My leaf blower doesn't work.