Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What color are all the books in the library?
Where do milkshakes come from?