What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did March say to the madness?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?