What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's the loudest sport?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?