What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What school subject really rocks?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?