What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is a tree's least favorite month?