What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?