What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What bee is good for your health?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How does a pizza introduce itself?