What is the most adorable season?
Aww-tumn.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why does Jesus drive so much?