What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What animal styles their hair every day?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?